East of the town of red neck u there is a small place full of big oak trees and grave stones near the edge of the cemetery is a small shed inside the shed are the usual things you would expect couple of shovels grass seed and keys to a backhoe in the back of the shed you find an un usual thing a sniper rifle. Out side stud a man with a shovel in his hand and humming a merry tune. His name is bob he had finished his jobs for to day. He threw down some seed watered the grass but he didn’t get to do the one thing that he loved burying the body. He put up the shovel and sat under a oak tree “man business is slow” said bob to the grave stones “we need some new comers cancer ant what it used to be ea Dave” Dave was the old grave digger and as you guest he died of cancer. That’s easily fixed said one of the graves. Bob was on experimental happy pills and some times when he got lonely at the cemetery the graves would talk back. “Your right” said bob “quitin time” said bob as he looked at his watch he grabbed the rifle and headed for his truck as he pulled in to his drive way he spotted a package on his neighbors front step he new what it was with out looking. I guess you could say his neighbors were in to chemistry. Almost every day some one would come in on a bike carrying a card board bocks and as payment the people living in the tray lure would leave a plastic bag full of white powder in the mail box. I think we have are new comers said bob he un locked his door and entered his house as the door closed bob hired cheering coming from the grave yard.

He waited a few days right now there was only one person in the trailer but he new that if he waited for the family to come back he would have even more friends down at the graveyard. The more the merrier he said to him self every morning he saw only one car in the driveway. 3 days later he looked out his window and saw what he was waiting for two people got out of the car the teen age boy got out first he was dressed in all black, black hair black eye liner and black shirt and pans. Then the mom got out it looked like she had just come back from wood stock bob ran to the calendar no not Halloween. He grabbed his rifle loaded five rounds went out on his deck took a kneeling position a gusted the scope and waited. The mother and kid were in the prose’s of unloading luggage bob noticed the dad hurrying around trying to clean and hide away what he could before his family got to the door step, step, step he moved even faster now the boy reach out to ring the door bell. “ Come on answer it” said bob he wanted them all in one spot so he could get them all faster and easier dad answered the door mom leaned in for a kiss bob was about to get both of them with on bullet when he changed targets he shoat twice once to put a hole in the propane tank and one to ignite the gas. Bolth hippy and the Goth where out in the open and killed by the shrapnel but the drug lore was protected by the door and was only injured he went back in side and tried to save his lab but couldn’t out run the flames two seconds after the propane bomb the lab exploded. Bob left the trailer to burn as he went in to his house to hide the gun and call the cops.

The next day he went to the cemetery and started to dig three holes. He was down in the third hole when he heard his boss’s truck pull in to the cemetery. He climbed out of the hole as his boss yield “what the hell are you doing”

“Making room for the new comers” replied bob

Well stop the bodies where cremated in the fire yield bobs boss as he drove out of the cemetery

“Damn” throat bob as he began to refill the holes,” I’m gona half to find some one else.

Cherry gravedigger blows up meth lab by WM

It was Saturday morning all was quiet doo on the leaves of the trees off in the distance a turkey gobbles as he wakes up for the day. Up in a tree you find an unusual thing a kid perch on a branch with a bow he is an experienced hunter bow held at full draw if you happened to look at him from the ground he would look like a camofloshed stachew he must remain still the sliest bit of movement will alert his pray down range a slite gust of wind rusles the bushes the wind has stopped now and yet the bush still moves a brown patch of hair pocks out the kid releases the string the spring like acgen of the bow sends the projectile flying a spray of red erupts from the bush. From down rang you hear another kid yell out to his friend how do you keep doing that. The kid in the tree drops down his paint ball bow and quickly climes down the tree with a smile on his face sets up and sends another red paint ball down range right between the eyes. That’s two for him every time he and Dave came here Jon would always win. Jon was a tall boy about 15 years old with bright red hair he and Dave were twins all except for the hair Daves hair was brown and Jons was red. Dave dashed for cover behind a tree Dave was armed with a more traditional paint ball gun and Jon had a paint ball bow. Dave was about to get reavenge when they herd a car driving up the dirt road they bolth maid a mad dash for the gate the dirt road was full of pot holes and the car had to move at a croling pace so it was easy to beat it there. Bolth dave and jon hid in a bush they didn’t have many viseters back where they lived and berly anyone new where they lived so they bolth boys were wondering who theas people were the car was a black Toyota pick up truck, that’s defenetly not Mike thaut Jon mike was one of their dads old military budys who loved his old desile American maid truck. The truck was at the gate by now “maby there lost turest” said Dave “no one is that bad at reading a map” said Jon one of the guys got out of the truck with a pare of bult cuters “and no one is that desprat for directions” as the man cut off the pad lock and turned back to the truck the boys caut a glimps of what looked like a miny usy right away jon and dave had the same thawt they maid there way twored the house using what ever they could for cover from the un wanted eyes. Half way down the road they brok cover making a mad dash twored a small fort that they had built when they were 10 the men were around the bend in the road so they didn’t half to wory about being seen. At the fort they quikly discarded their paint ball gear and reached for the real theng jon quikly grabed his high powered compound bow and a quiver of 20 arrows all fited with broad heads which he slung over his back the bow and the arrows could esly kill a bear as well as go threw a car wind sheld. The only other wepons he grabed were two large hunting knifes along with a smaller throwing knife. Dave grabed an old Wind Cester out of the corner of the fort and beagan to load the rifle as he looked at Jon Dave said “ill never under stand why you like old school wepons so much”

“ya and that old fusel is so high tech” retorted Jon. Nothing could be farther from the truth, Dave was apprenticed to the town gun smith and had spent years changing and bettering the old wind Chester desine. With this new desine Dave could fit many things to the gun a scope, lasers, a miny gun cam, even a grenade launcher if he wanted to. Not to menchen that with this new desin he could fire any round out there father and faster because of the guns interchange able Barolos. The truck rounded the bend the fort was maid with sticks and branches and was perfectly camofloshed in the trees and the truck continued on its way unaware of the danger. “I want at least the driver alive” said Jon as he darted out of the fort into a near by bush Dave pocketed a few more rounds and also dove into cover. Jon darted from bush to bush getting closer and closer to the truck Jon came right up next to it virtually invisible to the people in side. Jon rold under the truck and grabbed the under side of the truck and waited. Dave did the opposite thing he dove threw bushes and cover and about 50 meters ahead of Jon and the truck he climbed a tree perched himself on a branch and got in a comfortable position where he could see all the action. When the truck was in a good position he signaled Jon with one of the bird calls around his neck. Jon reached down to his belt and drew one of his big hunting knifes and slashed at the front tire on the passenger side. The truck took emediet notice and stopped Jon released the bottom of the truck and rolled on his belly, the man in the passenger seat got out to look at the tire he sat on his ankles and examined the slash in the tire before he could notes that it was savitash and alert his friends Jon had his hand around the mans neck clamping down on the mans arteries the mans eyes roled back in his head and passed out. Mean wile up in the tree Dave amed his modified Winchester at the chest of one of the men in the truck bead that had seen his frend pass out dave shote the man in the chest with a rubber bullet knocking the wind out of him and he to passed out the other three men jumped out of the truck bead and found cover on the other side of the truck but not beafor dave could nock out another one who now lay motionless in the back of the truck. Now it was Jons turn. Acting fast jon took his hunting knife and slashed threw a tendon neare one mans ancle immobilizing the leg beafor enyone could react jon tackled a second man jon landed on top and threw a knife at the third man still siting by the truck the knife whent threw the mans right hand and pined it to the ground stoping him from shuting his gunhe turned and grabed the second mans neck cutting off suculation to the mans brain and causeing him to pass out as well but by know the first man with the slised leg had his gun and he wanted revenge Jon was in besercer mode edrenalin corsing threw every van in his body hitening his senses he herd something click he wherled around still holding the second man by the neck. He herled the man in the direction of the noise bolth heads nocked together nocing them bolth out he spon around looking for the driver but there was also something elss missing he stood there pusuled sudenley there was gun fire and shattering glass there was a sharp pain in his back he fell to the ground with the wind nocked out of him. He looked up and saw the driver with a gun in his hand and eyes closed. “Danm bouncing rubber bullet” said Jon as he got back on his feet. Sorry Dave said “didn’t expect it to bounce off the guys head.”

“That’s ok” said jon as he looked around.

“Well I gess that’s mishon accomplished.” Said Dave with a smile on his face “and not a single man dead.”

“Not quite” said Jon “do a head count”

“So one got away who cares”

“I care he still has my knife in his hand.” Said jon

“o I should have known, you want me to get Bill and Jow so you three can sniff him out?” Bill was a male red bone coonhound and Jow is a female wolf bolth well trained trackers.

“on he left a blood trail that a blind man could fallow ill be back in 15 minuets.” Jon came back 5 minuets later dragging the man threw the snow beahind him. He came out of the bushes to find the five men tyed up with duck tape in the back of the truck and the tyer replaced. Jon grabed the duck tape tyed the man up and threw him in the back of the truck and got in the passenger seat.

“so you find your knife?” asked Dave

“ No the bastered threw it off a cliff”

“ And you didn’t throw him off a cliff? Or dive after it? Im surprised.”

“so where are we going to intaregate them?” said Jon

“what are you hoping to get out of them Jon?”

“the name of who sent them we all ready know they where here to black mail dad hes a big time general all we half to do is get the name then call dad and he’ll tack care of the rest.” Said jon

“of corce its so simple” said Dave in a sarcastick way “ and what does dad do when he findes out that we tood out a squad of assasens.”

“One problem at a time by the way nice shooting back there you saved my life by tacking out the driver” said Jon

“Thanks and sorry agen about the bouncing bullet.”

“That’s ok ill pay you back when we play paint ball,” said Jon

“Oh no that was my pay back for that paint ball to the head this morning”

“Whana bet.”